makemeasandwhichnow: teenagemutantninjaslut: ...
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read My penis hurts...
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
teenagemutantninjaslut: “What Schizophrenia...
internetexplorers: it’s nice being called cute because like bunnies are cute and everyone loves bunnies but at the same time no one wants to fuck a bunny’s brains out
Anonymous asked: Mmmmmmmm, you're so sexy(; I just wanna climb you like a tree. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby(;
autoparry: fatwink: sext me in mla format
youaremynirvana: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away same
mishathekitten: theelephantssecrets: fiyerossong: fangirlingwithhazza: quatorz: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves That’s actually a really cool story prompt somebody write this omg It would really suck if you were in the closet and you just had a massive cock tattoo somewhere really...
niallnlouis: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick you are the future
darrencrisscrosschrist: dragonitesghost: theyellowbrickroad: hey what do boners feel like spread your legs and I’ll show you Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
lessonsinlov3: “how did you lose your virginity?” LOL OMG
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askemmachan: thetrustysteed: The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. Holy shit the notes! Almost 11,000,000. 12,000,000