May 2013
8 posts
makemeasandwhichnow:
teenagemutantninjaslut:
...
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts...
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
April 2013
14 posts
teenagemutantninjaslut:
“What Schizophrenia...
internetexplorers:
it’s nice being called cute because like bunnies are cute and everyone loves bunnies but at the same time no one wants to fuck a bunny’s brains out
Anonymous asked: Mmmmmmmm, you're so sexy(; I just wanna climb you like a tree. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby(;
autoparry:
fatwink:
sext me in mla format
March 2013
16 posts
youaremynirvana:
hoelita:
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
same
mishathekitten:
theelephantssecrets:
fiyerossong:
fangirlingwithhazza:
quatorz:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
That’s actually a really cool story prompt
somebody write this omg
It would really suck if you were in the closet and you just had a massive cock tattoo somewhere really...
niallnlouis:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
you are the future
darrencrisscrosschrist:
dragonitesghost:
theyellowbrickroad:
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
February 2013
28 posts
lessonsinlov3:
“how did you lose your virginity?”
LOL OMG
If you're not a PEASANT, reblog this.
askemmachan:
thetrustysteed:
The notes.
You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this.
Holy shit the notes!
Almost 11,000,000.
12,000,000
